SadisticSloth

Before TNF

SadisticSloth has been in New Eden since May 2015, starting out in the Federal Navy Academy, the Gallente starter school. Within weeks came the first player corp, BOVRIL bOREers Mining CO-OP, which tells you where the industry streak began.

2016 was a busy year. Between stretches in The Scope, the Gallente NPC corp that served as a home base between moves, SadisticSloth flew with Space pirates Irritate Everyone Sometimes, Diaper Genies and Ace Ninja corp, and closed the year by joining IG.Academy. The record then goes quiet on corp changes until May 2025, when a brief stop back in the Federal Navy Academy came the same day as the move into TNF.

Joining TNF

SadisticSloth first flew with TNF in May 2025, and spent the following month’s holidays “moving everyones stuff to the new home.” Nobody asked. When thanked, the reply was “happy to help. its the least i can do.” (Moving House, TNF Style). That is the whole character, really.

A year later, in May 2026, came the line at the top of this page: over a year in, and still glad to be here.

In the fleet

Industrialist, yes, but the killboard is serious business. SadisticSloth has 2,470 kills on the TNF record, and the detailed record since October 2025 holds 1,636 of them, 1,134 in 2026. Every mail combined is worth more than 2.1 trillion ISK.

The headline kills are structures and capitals:

• two Keepstars on 10 November 2025, one about 238 billion ISK and one about 191 billion, with a Fortizar the same day
• an Avatar titan and a Hel supercarrier, both on 13 December 2025, about 181 and 69 billion ISK
• a Bane lancer dreadnought in November 2025 and a Valravn lancer in March 2026
• a Zirnitra in June 2026 and a Phoenix Navy Issue in April 2026

By the numbers

Battleships are the favourite target since October 2025: 377 of them, ahead of cruisers (240) and combat battlecruisers (214). The single most common hull is the Maelstrom, at 208, which is more than twice the next entry. Cyclone Fleet Issues (77), Ferox (59) and Zealots (52) follow, along with 28 dreadnoughts by class. Three solo kills are on the record too. Milestones: 100, 500 and 1,000 kills, and one year in TNF.

The industry voice

Builders and Miners calls SadisticSloth the corp’s most prolific industry voice, with planetary chains run all the way up to supercomputers and milestone posts that usually end by nudging the miners to “get mining it.”

In August 2026 SadisticSloth built a long-planned upgrade to the corp’s shared industry setup and donated the bulk of the salvage that paid for it, and Kloria gave thanks in front of the whole corp (Inside the TNF Industry Machine).

Where they shine

Generosity is the pattern. Spare SKINs go into the corp SKIN hangar: “theres tons in there for anyone interested.” Spare hauling space goes to anyone who asks: “ill happily give space to anyone else.” Idle factories become an open offer: “my builders have been idle for too long, who wants something built 😄”

For new pilots the advice is simple: “Get in on fleets, you will learn the basics in no time 🙂” (Day One in Null). When Frank Yeager arrived, SadisticSloth got the first word in: “welcome to the madhouse.”

And the humour is dry. Asked why one patch of space was littered with abandoned drones, SadisticSloth explained it was “where TNFED goes to test new drones out before we mass produce them.” (Salt, Memes and Time Appropriate Greetings).

PalmarSiamang53 blamed SadisticSloth for having more fun and making less money after joining. We consider that a compliment.